"Are you ready to rock?!" to quote the man himself from his boxing announcer days.
"This Charming Man", Morrissey is known to party and when he does "There Is a Light That Never Goes Out". Luckily he was born in October because "November Spawned a Monster".
"Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before" but "We Hate It When Our Friends Become Successful", when some people hear him on the commentary they think well, "Bigmouth Strikes Again" but maybe that's just "The Boy with the Thorn in His Side".
Ireland's Morrissey might just be "The Last of the Famous International Playboys"!
"I Know it's Over" now, we've run out of puns. Don't "Panic", there's time for maybe one more:
So, this one's for all the Marty fans singing "Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want". Order it here: Morrissey T-Shirt!